I get it, Dodge

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 01/23/2017 at 13:06 • Filed to: Parking

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Your cars are big and need space. But surely your owners can park better than this, or even in an actual spot, right? 

Come to Michigan: Where Dodges are parked by BMW owners and BMWs are parked slightly better than Dodges.

TheHondaBro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:11

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That looks like the greatest parking spot in the universe. It can only get better if it were isolated from both sides.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 13:16

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It’s not even a spot. :p

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:16

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Is that not a parking spot? Sure, it would be better if there were some lines defining it as an oddball 45° angled space, but is there something else that’s supposed to go there? Like a dumpster or something? I mean, they did bother to pave it...

E90M3 > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 13:17

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Like this?

TheHondaBro > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 13:18

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*unzips pants*

The spot, not the car.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Urambo Tauro 01/23/2017 at 13:19

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There’s no lines defining the space, and there’s another space like it to the left of my car. It’s kinda like a break in between parking sections.

TheHondaBro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:21

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Not with that attitude.

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:21

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at least the pavement isn’t falling apart due to the weight of that challenger

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:22

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Is the other space wide enough to accommodate a car? This one totally is, even at its narrowest point.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 01/23/2017 at 13:22

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Not yet, it isn’t. :p

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 13:23

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Where is that majestic parking haven?

hike > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 13:23

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The only downside to that spot is the high chance of bird poo from the trees above.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Urambo Tauro 01/23/2017 at 13:28

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All the spots can fully accommodate Challengers without question.

E90M3 > hike 01/23/2017 at 13:28

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Bird poo >>>>> door dings

E90M3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:29

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San Antonio Texas, near 1604 and blanco Rd

Tareim - V8 powered > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:29

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I don’t see anything wrong with the Challenger’s parking, I would totally take that spot too

it is a parking spot unless you are told you cannot park there to me ;)

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:39

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There, all better now (except for the Charger).

Wacko > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:42

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the only one who is well parked is that challenger. the charger is way over the line and that mustang’s driver clearly needs glasses since he is touching the lines, and owns two Porsches and still took the Mustang.

Some people right?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Urambo Tauro 01/23/2017 at 13:43

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You just made the greatest college parking spot in the history of history.

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 13:55

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I’m genuinely confused as to why they didn’t just paint it this way in the first place.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 13:59

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I know where that is! Lived near I10 and Callaghan many years ago.

asenna > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 14:02

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The dodge guys parked perfectly in this situation the challenger has the perfect spot which is wide so the charger guy cheated close to the wide spot to allow more clearance for the mustang. This is perfect parking edicate.  

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 14:12

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Are we using NFL rules? As soon as it touches the line it counts? If so I do believe you are over the line little bit too. :)

E90M3 > haveacarortwoorthree2 01/23/2017 at 14:13

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I used to live in that box made by I-10, 281, I-410, and 1604.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/23/2017 at 14:17

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I don’t watch football.

Scott > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 14:25

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They are Italian now... little details don’t matter, it’s the big picture. And that big picture includes a Mustang. Can you blame them for staying away. Now lets go get a drink, and make reservations for dinner... say 10 or 11-ish, before the crowds show up.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 14:29

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Well if we’re using soccer rules then the Charger’s wheel isn’t completely over the line so it’s still technically “in” lol

And I will say that the Challenger is by far the best at parking of the bunch

Dusty Ventures > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 14:31

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Meh, the Charger’s parking makes sense to me. By being over the line on that side he’s ensuring he’s out of door range on both sides, while at the same time not taking away a space from anyone else. I see no problem here.

Spoon II > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/23/2017 at 15:41

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In all fairness, since the Dodges in question aren’t interfering with anybody else, why not park like that?